Do people read full-on blogs anymore? Has twitter obliterated sentences and paragraphs? I wonder. So here’s a little experiment. Instead of a regular tour diary entry, I will recap each tour stop with only 140 characters. (Bonesaw, you probably think I’m doing this as a cop-out, so lest you accuse me of lazy thinking, I assure you this is for the good of the country. I’m not sure why I just said that. It’s an election year and I think I got caught up in the moment). Anyway, here goes! And for the twitter police out there, I DARE you to find an entry in the following list that has more than 140 characters. If you find one, I’ll write a song about how bad-ass you are at counting characters. If that’s what you’d like.


Colorado Springs, CO

I jogged, they walked. So many colors I hadn’t seen b4. What-color-is-THAT?” colors. Night fell quickly. Scared of rattlesnake scenarios.


Evergreen Park, CO

Denver posse! Big-time hike. Thought we saw a bear, but was only a tree stump. Sunny and Smell built rock towers. Bone and I found a teepee.


Denver, CO  (John Dawkins)

Great beers, great chocolate bars. An “oops” ingestion for Bonesaw, he didn’t know. Smell saw it happen and said nothing. #questionablecall


Salt Lake City, UT (Kim Branch)

Fun living room show. Little girl asked “don’t you know ANY of the songs I like?” Undeterred, we launched into TN Traveler, and they danced.


Ketchum, ID (Caren Harris)

Team-building exercise b4 the show with the pitching of a huge tent the host rented. Smell=leader. Comedy of errors but in the end, success.


Payette National Forrest, ID

On the way to a friend’s remote cabin for 3 days off, we were stopped on highway by cattle drive. Uh… #ThisShitDoesn’tHappenInSouthAustin

3 days at Jim’s cabin. True mountain man, he. Grinds in coffee, furnace-heated hot-tub, “Settlers of Catan” by lantern light. #Good4TheSoul


Monroe, WA  (Brooke Barrientes)

Family vibes, tons of munchkins. Excellent moon backdrop. Brooke’s son played after-show. Future star I’m sure. Bone gave him guitar lesson.


Seattle, WA

Pike place=madness. Also best peaches ever, sayeth Smell. Bone was also huge fan of tea store. Hard not to spend $ here. #LotsOfWaresSold


Bainbridge Island, WA (Matt and Mary Taylor)

Woah. What a house. Video tour in highlight reel. Matt&Mary have cutest kids ever, made kazoos. Mary made FS handkerchiefs. Matt got FS tat.


Portland, OR (Paul and Marla Hern)

Herns can throw a party. More munchkins! And Whale pumpkins!(#Rhyme). And a great food spread. Walnut patties? WhyNOT patties! (#BadJoke)


San Francisco, CA  (Matt Schnuck)

Pre-show QnA w/ Bonesaw & host! Beers served in Mason Jars! Unseasonably warm/no AC in upstairs bar! 1st time in SF and 60+ peeps! #”!!!!”


Redwood National Forrest, CA

E.T. & Return of the Jedi vibes. These trees are more than trees. They’re like Senators of the Forrest. Ocean bluffs at the bottom at sunset


Hollywood, CA (Adam Raspler)

Artisan pizza, a muppet-like dog named Piper, and AstroTurf on lawn (a la FSHQ). We handed out swords to crowd for Hi-Ho. LA is not jaded!


Whittier, CA (Amy Cardona and Jerrod Hill)

Dinosaur cookies in honor of “Better Back Then”. An opening band (feat. 1 of the hosts). And a group pic taken on the staircase. #AllFirsts


Manhattan Beach, CA (Mark and Megan Udis)

Little Coop turns 2! We shoulda learned “Little Deuce Coop”. Sunset backdrop, white wine in red cups, and a happy little dude. #PerfectShow?


Las Vegas, NV (Kama Star)

This place was HIPPIE. Firedancers post-show. Jewelry-making workshop in garage. Host had Whale-leggings on and “FS-in-Vegas!” pins made.


Zion Valley, UT

I don’t often fear for my life. But I did on this hike. Chains attached to poles were  provided in order not to fall off cliff and die.


Farmington, NM (Jason Taylor)

Jason, such a kind soul. Got a lesson from Bonesaw before the show, and asked us to sign the new guitar he’s learning to play. #GreatFinale


There ya have it! Concise! Condensed! Perhaps controversial (to those who were looking for a detailed debrief)! In any case, it was a fun exercise trying to twitter-ize our big adventure. Peep the visuals in this Tour Highlight Reel: “How the West was Fun”


Thanks so much to all the hosts! See the accompanying video below.  And if anyone out there is interested in hosting us in the future, email



3 thoughts on ““How The West Was Fun”… a tweet for each day

  1. Deesy

    Well played. I don’t fully buy the reasoning…sounds way too little bro’ish. Don’t leave behind the full blogs. I read them.

  2. James V

    You suck for not saying more! So let down! Liked the Golden Gate Bridge pic you used though! #commentedinunder140charactersandyoucancheckit

  3. @irBOrNE dONkEy

    Nice summaries! On the next West Coast tour, I MUST find a way to host you guys in our extremely hip/hippie Ocean Beach neighborhood, here in San Diego. Even if it’s a takeover of the boardwalk on the beach right here. People here would absolutely love you guys.

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