Home Is Where The Yard Is

From the album “Home Is Where The Yard Is” by Full Service
(All lyrics by Hoag Kepner, c. 2013 Full Service Entertainment, LLC)

 

Now the world’s gone dark
And what I lived so far
I never lived with someone else
What I might not change
And what I’d keep the same
I’d never live with someone else

Who eats my apples
(Whatever eats my apples, I’m gonna make a trap soon)
What kills my chickens at night
(Whatever kills my chickens, I didn’t think you’d get in)
Who eats my apples
(Who eats my apples at night, I hope you had a good time)

I’m pretty sure I saw them leave
They turned around and stared at me
I’ll show them I won’t let this go
They’ll pay, I’ll find a way, so let ‘em know

Who stole my lawn chair
(Whoever stole my lawn chair, I used to have that long hair)
Who tipped my trash can last night
(Whoever tipped my trash can, I hope you had that laugh again)
Who stole my lawn chair
(Who stole my lawn chair last night, me in an earlier life)

I’m pretty sure I saw them leave
They turned around and stared at me
I’ll show them I won’t let this go
They’ll pay, I’ll find a way, so

When the guests have gone
And I’m all alone
I wouldn’t be with someone else

Who eats my apples
(Whatever eats my, whatever kills my)
Who kills my chickens at night
(Whatever kills my, whatever eats my)
Who eats my apples
(Who eats my apples at night, I hope you had a good time)
What kills my chickens at night

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